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Brady

A term to describe the willful destruction of one's cellphone or other electronic devices with the intent of destroying any incriminating or embarrassing information stored on it.
Bro I came close to getting busted by my girl. She accused me of stepping out on her so I had to Brady my phone by dropping it in the toilet so she wouldn't find all those pictures of me tongue plumbing her best friend. Any chance I can borrow your cell to call a cabbie?
by Kravist March 4, 2019
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Brady

The best guy friend you can ask for. He is always there for you and is pretty gay. He will stay on calls with you until you fall asleep. If you need a shoulder to cry on he is always there. He tends to be popular and tall. Brady is very skinny and not athletic. His blue eyes will take you in and his brown hair is very long.
Brady won’t stop being gay again.
by Theaternerd11037 June 1, 2019
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Brady

Brady is an extremely tall motherfucker. He doesn't care about anyone or anything and he frequently gets drunk. When he is drunk, he is like a Cary and you just want to kill him. He plays two varsity sports though and can be nice once in a while. He is actually smart, yet doesn't care about school. He thinks he's elite at everything but this is only true for somethings. He is very picky with the type of food he likes, only pasta with butter and steak. If you ever meet a Brady, God help you.
Wow! Brady is really good at basketball.
Yea but he drinks too much.
by the12345 November 28, 2018
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Brady

He tries, but he can't. he wishes he had a girlfriend but can't get one. he's mostly funny but also annoying. he's overweight and can't do anything about it. he's also emotionally weak but not physically. he's bullied by dick gobblers at school and can't get over it.
Person 1 : dude did you hear Brady likes ______ ? he's got no chance.

Person 2 : i know right
by bigiousblackious June 19, 2021
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Brady

Has lots of freckles. Thinks he has muscles like superman's trainer. He is real real rare like super san manga. He jumps, stomps, stomps, like Lucifer Satan. He has a few rings on. Jupiter is his girlfriend. He used to date Saturn but he had to switch up the pattern.
Chance: hot shower
Migos: Oh, you mean Brady?
by joe mama HAHAHA November 26, 2019
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brady will

A shithead who think he funny but acts like a dumbass to get people to like him. An obnoxious fuck who should go suck a dick cuz he too fucked to get a girl. Straight up annoying bitch so leave cunt
Brady Will is such a faggot, I hope he gets in a coma
by 0zzie April 24, 2019
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Brady

A dumb FUVK head with what seems to be a great personality. But really doesn’t who will end up literally fucking u and stab u in the back with his new girlfriend a week after. He’s also dumb and thinks u lost something in his car but u didn’t... not with him anyway. Also a mega fucking hoe DONT LIKE A BRADY
Wow Brady’s a dick

Oh look at brady he’s a dick
Asshole
by :) dick wad February 9, 2020
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