Bob

Bob is really a weird and fugly guy who doesn't deserve any food in the summer time. He is usually fat and you usually see him with a hog dog down the street, if you see him be prepared to run. He might attempt to chase you but he is too slow and trips. Bob is quite emotional when he comes to deciding where to pee.

Bob doesn't fit in a telephone box or the subway, therefore he sits on the side walk and cries while holding his hot dog up to his face.

by Greedy the banana January 19, 2016

Bob

A famous street cat: a street cat called bob one of my street cats are named after him

Person 1:I watched a street cat called bob
Person 2:i read it
Me: my cat is called bob
Person 1: errr well done?

by I don't even know why March 3, 2020

Bob

Verb, An acronym for "boulder on balls", the funny emotional state of a guy when friendzoned or ditched by a girl or a dream.

Gosh! David got bobbed bad by flora last night. Must have been so embarrassing.

by Hoaxy963 October 31, 2017

Bob

Another way to say Nigga, more than likely from a DC/DMV person.

“Moe you wild”
“Gtf bob, you know I’m not wild 💯”

by Thakidshy December 12, 2017

Bob

1. Another word for crap
2. A shorter word for boob
3. A crappy kids tv show main character name

bob

by bruh was taken June 2, 2020

Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.

Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.

by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017