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jesus vs a black hole 

The ultimate showdown.
What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.
jesus vs a black hole by wtfersdf September 1, 2006

porn black hole 

In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.
Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.
porn black hole by WhatsUpper August 24, 2010

Troll Black hole 

When somehow you collapse upon yourself while in debate with a troll. Not realizing you have been trolled until you have fallen victim.
Troll alternate account "okay guys the state of california is actually going to outlaw obesity, we must stand and fight!!"

You "That could never happen, its a violation of our civil rights and what it means to be an american!"

Troll "Whos to say whats american you god damn liberal!"

You "Im not a liberal asshole. I dont even vote or really care!"

Troll "lol"

You "oh fuck me! Troll black hole"
Troll Black hole by Troll Stopper September 22, 2011

Banter Black Hole 

Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.
He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole
Banter Black Hole by banterousness September 23, 2011

Fortnite black hole

something that’s been on the screen for the past 24 hours.
Guy1: have you seen the fortnite black hole on fortnite?

Guy2: yes, typical gamer had like 500,000 viewers it was crazy

Cognitive Black Hole 

Whenever someone takes a dogmatic position that only leads into a confined recursive feedback loop of confirmation bias, thus further reinforcing that given belief and making it impossible to escape.
Kanye West - "Jewish people control the media and the entertainment industry."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."
Cognitive Black Hole by cutza November 3, 2022