bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.

Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.

by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's retort to being asked if he is bipolar. It means to be able to win/be awesome in more than one place simultaneously.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

by dEaFTOLiGhT March 26, 2011

Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.

'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.

by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

Bi-Winning

When you win here and you win there. People who win everywhere.

Interviewer : Some people might say you are bi-polar
Charlie Sheen : Im bi-winning... I win here and I win there

by mrscruff1234 March 24, 2011

bi-winning

v-
1. The act of winning in one location (or state of mind), then prodeceding to win in another.

adj-
2. A word used to describe a person who can bang 7 gram rocks and finish them because that’s how they roll.

Example:

- Are you bi-polar?
- Bipolar? Wow! What does that even mean? I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by flashgordonfried March 30, 2011

Bi-winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen, the obviously drugged up star of Two & a Half Men. He invented it as a roundabout response to a question.

Lady Interviewer: Some people seem to think you might be bipolar.
Charlie: I'm bi-winning! Duh! Epic! Win!
*sniff*
WIN!

by leggomaaaggo March 28, 2011

Bi-Winning

First used by Charlie Sheen during an Interview on ABC, to refer to himself.
Winning here, and there. Winning in multiple places, possibly at the same time.

Interviewer-Some people are saying you're Bi-polar.

Charlie Sheen- I'm not Bi-polar, I'm Bi-Winning! Banging 7g rocks!

by Silas314 March 27, 2011