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Benjamin Diaz

A Major! Gaybo that will take it in the rear for just 5c. Want a Blowjob Bens got you, Need an orgasm Bens here. He's willing to plunder in your land down under
by The Wardenn August 30, 2022
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upper Benjamin

Scoring or aiming to score a goal in the top corner of a goal.
He aimed for the upper Benjamin
by UDUSER18845 September 17, 2016
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Benjamin

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.
by Kiiwi February 24, 2009
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The Benjamin Button Effect

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.
Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect
by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009
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Benji

The most amazing person to ever have walked planet earth. Usually has a penis around the size 9-16 inches. Is better than people named Ben, as Ben is a name for massive twats
Benji! You have a big dick!
by loddy77 November 9, 2014
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Benjamitus

The phenomena of unexplained disappearance of one person from a regular group of friends, or disinterest in hanging out, characterized by school letting out for the summer. This includes, but is not limited to, not answering their phone, not calling, ignoring, in some cases traveling to other parts of the world, and just not chillin.

Also known as "Ben Syndrome", "Houdini-ing", "Crankin Dat Ben" and the "Benjamin Virus".
Matt: "Yo where the fuck's Ben been at?"

Luis: "Bro, school let out last week, he's got Benjamitus."

Matt: "Oh, he's crankin dat Ben?"

Luis: "Yeah but we'll see him when our Junior year starts."

Matt: "True, tra-true."
by Balla McKilla June 21, 2008
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Benjamen Wiping

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.
"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009
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