frosting on the beater

When a man has sex with his partner and pulls it out then his partner licks the fluids off the penis like frosting on a beater.

After jack pulled out April delightfully licked the frosting on the beater.

by Timmymacyo February 9, 2020

nigg beater

a dildo that is also a drill and bazooka

I took out my nigg beater

by piplup99xx May 6, 2018

Buzzer Beater

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself

Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!

by Gloryboy4life October 4, 2019

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011

Minority Beater

Whatever you can find to beat a minority with.

“Look a minority!!”
“Gotta whip out the minority beater!”

by VulpineDoge August 30, 2022

perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.

"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"

by Bezzle December 18, 2014

Bush-Beater

Someone who constantly "beats around the bush".

Mom: "You know Jess...why don't you like him? What did he ever do to you"! ?
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!

by Abby+Gromm April 7, 2017