perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.

"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"

by Bezzle December 18, 2014

Chest Beater

In reference to the mentally disabled who are seen frequently "beating their chest" usually while in a wheelchair. This is a term used to insult someone, basically calling them retarded.

Dude how did Jeff think he would get away with that? What a fucking chest beater lol.

by Badumchi April 19, 2020

Buzzer Beater

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself

Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!

by Gloryboy4life October 4, 2019

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011

Bird beater

A bird beater is someone who beats birds often called marcel, Jayden, Aron and Samuel

"Hey Reece my brothers a bird beater"

"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater

by BiggestBoss715 November 8, 2020

nigg beater

a dildo that is also a drill and bazooka

I took out my nigg beater

by piplup99xx May 6, 2018

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018