A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)
guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
by TearsOfBlood December 14, 2010
Get the batmanmug. by Commander Fist August 24, 2011
Get the Batmannedmug. a sex act where while having sex with a female you pinch both of her labia between your finger and your thumb and then spread them out to make them look like bat wings.
by The Youngstown Milkman August 29, 2011
Get the Batmanmug. "Batman makes My Chemical Romance passionately lick his sac every night before making them take a long cylindrical.... *item* up the ass."
by Batman McManbat September 3, 2011
Get the Batmanmug. Like a hot carl, but you squeeze her tits together and release forming the batman signal across her chest and tits. Think Rorschach inkblot.
Can also be like the superman, but on her front and the sheet is optional.
Can also be like the superman, but on her front and the sheet is optional.
This chick was heinous, but she had huge bolt-ons. When she fell asleep, I dropped a hot carl, gave her a batman, and wiped my ass on her curtains. Fuck her!
by Big Pauly Pizzle May 1, 2008
Get the batmanmug. You do this when a girl has fallen asleep when you are giving her some of your best moves. If this happens keep tossing yourself off and smear cum all over her face in the shape of batmans mask. Then ejaculate again and this time smear the cum in a bat shape all over her chest.
by Sneezy123 October 19, 2007
Get the Batmanmug. by Sully13 March 27, 2010
Get the Batmanmug.