Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.

Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.

by publius2011 December 3, 2022

beefington

'Beefington' is where there is a lot of fighting happening at once. Could relate to a game or a big fight that is happening.

Oh shit, we are in prime 'Beefington' now boys

by Kyack696969 December 1, 2023

Babbington

An extremely autistic man obsessed with economics and engineering more than a 13 year old boy would be with Africa lynx. His entire vocabulary is a conglomeration of sayings and colloquialisms that your grandad would use.

Arthur is in a general conversation

Arthur: so I’m thinking we do thingy and then shoot swimming sort of thing and I think you’re *wink and tounge click* bang on the money

Liberty: wow that was so Babbington

by The shmoo March 10, 2024

william Burlington

Also known as Kojokigi. A master of the computer world. You will not be able to hide from him, he will find out your inner most secrets. But treated right will be your most trusted and loyal friend or lover.

William Burlington is a god among men.

by William Burlington December 20, 2016

West Burlington, NC

West Burlington, NC is where Walmart, Target, Holly Hill Mall, the best restaurants, and Alamance Crossing is. There's a whole lot to do here instead of being in boring downtown...and east Burlington where crackheads live.

Friend #1: "wanna go to West Burlington, NC?"
Friend: "yep cuz there's more things to do there"

by carolina336 February 12, 2021

northern burlington

This school will bring you down to your lowest and i would not recommend going here. the administration doesn’t do shit for no one. The drama in this school is outrageous and is on going and the fights are petty and stupid. it’s full of people who either think they get bitches when they have 1 body or hardcore virgins who think church is life. The wanna be rednecks are crazy like babes you’re a base kid. and don’t get me started with the juliustown kids. they are all gettho red necks who are scary as shit. 100 bathroom smells like pussy and za za. there is no way your walking into a clean bathroom. first smell you smell in the morning is weed. The freshman this year have to be on fucking crack cocaine. seniors are immature and everyone else has become irrelevant. don’t recommend going here if you don’t want to get addicted to some shit or have a stable mental health.

why you smoke weed

i go to northern burlington dumbass

by northernburlingronhater May 29, 2023

Mr. Bearington

A great name to give a plushie, usually one dipected as a bear.
Other similar names are Mr. Snailington (often used for snails) Mr. Quackington (for ducks) and other similar puns for names.

"Mr. Bearington is the fluffiest stuffie ever."

by Ilovemybabygirl March 8, 2021