A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022

Alec Baldwin Blanks

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021

Alec Baldwinned

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .

I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .

by Road1nner April 6, 2024

Baldwin

Verb. To fail to check if a firearm is loaded. Point said firearm at your co-worker, pull the trigger, and be surprised when it goes off, and your co-worker dies.

My homie Alec is going to jail. He did a Baldwin on his secretary.

by Dexterboiii October 28, 2021

Kate Baldwin

One of the most amazing people in the world and i love her so much <3.

Kate Baldwin is awesome

by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021