bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty

Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty

by Ur gey November 26, 2016

bald butter

A gross oily or greasy bald head. Can also be the oily/greasy residue or yellowish stain left behind on clothing or objects caused by a bald buttered person.

Damn dude, look at that bald butter on your pillow!

by macmex August 14, 2007

bald mikey

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010

bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

Bald swag

an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag

Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.

by Cat Swiftness December 17, 2012

bald prick

Same as prick, but with no hair on their head.

Phil: OMG not that prick Tony again.
Luke: WTF he's bald!
Phil: A bald prick!

by Mike Oldcock (read it fast) March 28, 2009

bald-headed

A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.

Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.

by Valinda November 1, 2006