Shot on my back

When someone cums/ejaculates on your ass or back while having sexual intercourse.

Oh my god he shot on my back last night after fucking my ass!

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.

"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023

Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.

I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."

by Professor B13 November 13, 2023

Monkey on her back

a difficult issue.

The monkey on her back is still the fact that she missed the competition the previous year.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

rubber ducky on the back

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s back

Dave: How was it last night?
Bob: I gave her the biggest rubber ducky on the back I could.

by Thebomb3795 April 20, 2018

On the back wheel

Riding a "bike" in hashbourne

"Aisling kenny on the back wheel say mup "
"MUP vroom vroom"

by Asho69xoxo December 20, 2017