jon-bonding

1. Bonding over Jon Bon Jovi songs

2. People from different countries, or who speak different languages using Jon Bon Jovi songs as a lingua franca, or to bond together as a group.

I was sitting in a room with all these foreign guys and we were totally jon-bonding over 'You Give Love a Bad Name'

by therathasspoken April 30, 2009

Bandimosity

Animosity among band members or BAND DRAMA

Musicians are passionate people. When they come together, form a band, and try to negotiate through all their separate ideas, goals, or deal with the talented slacker, the band drama or "bandimosity" is inevitable.

by K. Mandall February 28, 2011

Youth Bandit

A guy who girls date who has no intention of a relationship and just uses them as they stupidly waste their youth. Example is derived from women who foolishly toss away their prime years (20s, early 30s) with guys who will never marry them and then when they wake up and want to date real guys, they are too old to marry or have kids.

"She only wanted to go out with good-looking guys, who all turned out to be youth bandits, now she is a Christmas Cake Girl"
"Instead of dating dudes when she was young and hot, she stupidly pissed away her years with mindless pretty boys who turned out to be youth bandits, and now can look forward to a future of being taken for fucking instead of getting married."
"She could have gotten married to a dude, but allowed the youth bandits to steal her formative years."

by Jay Hobeika October 10, 2009

food bandit

someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.

I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.

by Are2Dee2 December 13, 2009

Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.

"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."

by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

hoodie bandit

A hoodie bandit is a person that plays the gps phone game ingress while always having a hoodie on. He/she will attack, cap, upgrade, and mod portals while hiding in bushes, laying down in the back of cars, hugging against walls, and quite simply, being an agent of the shadows. You won't see he/she coming, but if you do, it is because he/she is allowing it. His/her ingress expertise level is professional. Be ready to lose if he/she is your opponent.

Neveryoumindwho is such a hoodie bandit. I don't think I have a chance against them.

by Deceit Hunter November 12, 2015

Spork bandit

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork

That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.

by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016