The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.
Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.
by bOp!-O-Lish April 29, 2009
They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.
Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.
by Tambor58 February 26, 2010
when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.
The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.
by emachine123456 October 28, 2007
when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear
creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me
Timmy:too bad
creature: *lets one go*
Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me
Timmy:too bad
creature: *lets one go*
Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
by ginganuts January 30, 2009
Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.
by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010
Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 13, 2014
When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.
by Feetsoup October 25, 2018