Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

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hollys blokes

A girl who is easy and has loads of men and dramas it like an episode of Hollyoaks , she just loves cock and is extremely wild . Hence Hollys blokes

That girl has had so much dick and drama it’s like watching Hollys blokes

by AnyholeHolly September 20, 2021

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The opposite of woke. Just a regular person who pays no mind to PC culture nor is concerned with offending anyone with their worldview.

The director pushed back on the studio's demand that he make the drill sergeant a woman . He's so bloke.

by Shifty Nelson November 05, 2019

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Typically a larger marijuana blunt rolled with a Churchill cigar paper.

“I say, my good man, would you mind if I took a toke off this Bloke?

by Jofica June 22, 2021

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Maniacal Rightwing anti-woke type, typically but not exclusively male

That guy is so bloke, he can go from praising bacon to blaming trans rights for muslim immigration in a second

by Caponeinthesky August 05, 2022

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James may: Oh look, he's one fat bloke!

by MrPayback2223 August 13, 2022

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by somyashar October 25, 2017

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