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Oklahoma blinker

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When a driver rides the line of the lane they want to enter for a few seconds before moving into that lane, regardless if someone is in the way.
That guy just used an Oklahoma blinker and ran that van off the road!
by queenofthewastes March 17, 2015
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JarJargon Binks

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A person who shoves rare vocabulary words and unnecessary jargon down everyone's throats in an attempt to appear smarter. This usually just backfires, though, and they end up coming off as pretentious insecure doushebags who are trying too hard. It's cool to have a broad vocabulary --no one's saying it's not, but it's cooler to know how and when to use it.
Ted: What a splendiferous day! Isn't the day just serendipitously fortuitous?
Marvin: Slow your roll JarJargon Binks. You don't have to shove every big word you know into our conversation. You're trying too hard. Don't worry, we already know you're smart, it's why we hang out with you."
by fijiwateryoudoing January 19, 2015
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Slow Blink

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What you do when the person that is talking to you is so annoying or wrong.
Fuckboy: ayy girl ur fine

Me: *slow blinks*
by missofthevoid December 12, 2015
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Double Blink

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When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.
When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.
by JesDBst February 11, 2019
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tigol binks

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A term used to describe large unenhanced mammary glands, where the nipples themselves possess a structure similar to that of a binky or a pacifier. Formed from the nuanced abbreviation of the term "Tig Ole Bitties" to "tigols" combined with the short-hand term for a "binky" as "bink". Believed to have been developed in West-Virginian mountain-folk vernacular.
Damn, did you see that set o' tigol binks, I bet her kids will get all the calcium they need!
by tigols January 29, 2021
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