John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.
by Jarvisen January 15, 2016
Get the blind shitmug. A condition in which fond memories of something cause a failure to perceive it objectively at a later time.
Thanks to my nostalgia blindness, I feel that movie I saw when I was six years old is still great, even though it doesn't hold up anymore.
by Razum Tazum August 20, 2020
Get the nostalgia blindnessmug. When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!
The blind Elephant is when
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!
by devilma June 29, 2009
Get the Blind Elephantmug. I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!
by <rant> October 3, 2010
Get the blind potatomug. by MenLunch May 18, 2020
Get the Blind Gangmug. Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
by thePenciler February 24, 2010
Get the ultrasound blindnessmug. A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.
Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.
by MFinShorty February 26, 2005
Get the Blind Jawbreakermug.