tit blaster

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.

Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Turkey Blaster

To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.

I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.

by Tina Tongetwat June 5, 2007

berry blaster

to inject ones testicles with berry juice for a tasty suprise when you hit the old G spot.

yeah give me that berry blaster!

by stackattack January 2, 2011

master blaster

The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.

Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.

by Sky Puncher August 18, 2006

Ghetto Blaster

buy a 2 liter of sprite, twist up, or 7 up.

empty half of it, refill with whisky.

drink out of the 2 liter bottle.

thats a Ghetto Blaster

lets make some Ghetto Blasters and dance our asses off

by Deuce Machine July 12, 2009

cherry blaster

Basically meaning a penis. (i.e. since a woman losing her virginity was to have said to have had her "cherry popped".)

Guy 1: So, how were things with Janet last night?
Guy 2: Awesome! I got that cherry good with my cherry blaster.

by The Scientist September 3, 2006

master blaster

to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.

i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.

by smacky October 3, 2004