Chest Beater

In reference to the mentally disabled who are seen frequently "beating their chest" usually while in a wheelchair. This is a term used to insult someone, basically calling them retarded.

Dude how did Jeff think he would get away with that? What a fucking chest beater lol.

by Badumchi April 19, 2020

frosting on the beater

When a man has sex with his partner and pulls it out then his partner licks the fluids off the penis like frosting on a beater.

After jack pulled out April delightfully licked the frosting on the beater.

by Timmymacyo February 9, 2020

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

market beater

A person who likes to beat the market.

#1 Warren Buffet is a market beater. #2 Dude you are such a market beater.

by tequila guy April 12, 2019

Beaters Block

When a hip hop/beat producer has run out of creative ideas. This is called "Beaters Block" similar to "Writers Block."

"I've been working on this beat all day, but I can't get it right...I must have Beaters Block."

by Don of Dong September 5, 2011

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

Minority Beater

Whatever you can find to beat a minority with.

“Look a minority!!”
“Gotta whip out the minority beater!”

by VulpineDoge August 30, 2022