college basketball

Absolutely the most awesome sport on the face of the planet. Nowhere else can you find more heart and soul poured onto a field (court) of play, be it any other collegiate sport, professional, or even recreational. The epitome of effort and desire, of struggle and reward, of upset and smackdown (see University of North Carolina).

some lameass: Hey I love college field hockey, what is your favorite sport? Collegiate or Pro?

tbrew: Are you f*ing kidding me you pulseless jerk-off? College basketball!

by tbrew September 22, 2006

woman's basketball

an oxymoron; pathetic excuse to put a ball in a basket, and when it happens, it is a paradox; some shots are so ridiculous, one wonders how it is some women are allowed to play the game; I must clarify, there are good women basketball players, however most are horrible

Stan: Hey are you going to the Woman's basketball game?
Bill: Yeah, im doing a report on whether drunk monkies can beat a high school girl's bball team
Stan: Oh cool, I'll see you there
Bill: Yeah
Stan: Hey, I'll put $10 on the monkies winning
Bill: I'll add it to the pot

by ILuvWomen March 07, 2007

Basketball minute

The equivalent of a football minute; a basketball minute is when someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds. The basketball minute is particularly a last-minute football minute.

Woman: Your sandwich will be ready in a minute!
Man: If you prepare it like you get ready in the morning, it'll be more like a basketball minute, and I'm starved!

by vuslashfan94 June 04, 2010

shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 29, 2013

basketball camp

A county jail with an area where the inmates can play basketball.

hey man, where's Jimmy?
Ah man, he's down there doin' weekends at basketball camp!

by AndyRiley April 20, 2017

Naked basketball

Basketball that is played naked. The women love to watch guys play naked basketball. And it is most often played by teen guys at a secluded hang out for teen women.

Lets play naked basketball.

by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010

basketball gods

Basketball gods will curse you if you leave the court on a missed shot

Curse you basketball gods

by Jenwjwnne February 17, 2018