Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.

SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

by cwapface July 1, 2004

Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008

Bahamondes

1. (N) A last name of a famous soccer player Frasisco, Bahamondes

2. (N) a last name commonly in Spanish family's

3. (N) it means 'underworld' or 'beautiful world'

1. You know Francisco, Bahamondes the soccer player?

2. Teacher: "what's your last name again?"
Me: "bahamondes"

3. We live in a bahamondes

I wonder if we go to the bahamondes when we die?

by r3v3nger January 5, 2017

Babiarz

(Polish) nickname form of 'baba' meaning woman, sometimes applies to a womanizer; Also meaning whore. Not a flattering adjective in central and eastern Europe.

Pronounced: Bob ee oj

Man, he is such a Babiarz.

by juicehead15 August 29, 2010

BAHAHAHA

It's what people send when something Is actually funny. If they send you haha there being sarcastic

*sends joke*
BAHAHAHAHAHAJAJJAJAJAHAHAHAHHA

by ZADDY MOOSE May 14, 2022

strong badia flag

The coolest thing that includes a snake, a tire and a knife

Come to, the place where tropical breezes blow,
Come to, the coolest place i know,
The people are so great,
But really there's only me,
And that means i'm so great,
And over there's The Cheat,
Oh, there's The Cheat,
At the coolest place i know,
Where the one are always cold,
And the parties last all night,
And there's probably lots of chocolate,
And population tire,
Population...tire.

by ZACH WILBUR February 12, 2004

Bahamut

The King and God of all good Dragons. He and his evil counterpart Timat battle throughout history.

As i look into the mighty one's eyes, I became filed with hope and power. I became Him and He became me. I am Bahamut!

by DracoBahamut September 7, 2007