Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.

Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.

by Csokiskuki March 6, 2020

Baguette

A stick made of bread—a breadstick!

A: Je voudrais une baguette, s'il vous plaît.
B: La baguette d'arbre où la baguette de pain?

by Tristan reads the dictionary August 18, 2023

The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)

Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.

by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024

Baguette

A word that is repeated by non French people to pretend that they know how to speak French

English: Spanish class was so easy so I learned how to speak French
French: Baguette was so Baguette so I Baguette to Baguette

by HoozJoh? April 25, 2021

Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 1, 2019