awesomism

The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."

Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.

by Coach Ken April 22, 2008

awesomed

1: to have had something awesome just happen to you <”Wow, I just totally got awesomed!”> 2a: to have witnessed something awesome <”Dude, that totally awesomed me.”> 2b: to be used in lieu of “that was awesome” <”Awesomed.”>

I just saw a girl-fight at the mall between two catholic school girls, and it totally awesomed me.

by AwesomedOne December 15, 2009

Awesomism

Someone who doesn’t know how to swim who thinks that they are so awesome and praise themselves so highly that they believe that they themselves are god, they try to walk on water and drown due to the fact that they cannot swim.

Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”

by Awesome guy... who is awesome May 9, 2020

of the awesomeness

something that is awesome or in the awesome category

your profile song is of the awesomeness dude !!

by the singer November 25, 2007

awesomness

Another word for awesome.
To describe something spectacular.

Person1: Dude today i went to walmart and like, they had oreos 50 PERCENT OFF!
Person2: awesomness.

by Anthony Cardenas August 13, 2008

Awesomeness

When two extremely compatible people date and constantly come up with fun stuff to do.

When Michael and Marisela got together it was pure awesomeness.

by MichaelApproved March 30, 2011

Awesomeness

Quite simply Joe Anglin, To Act, Do or Be Mistaken for Joe Anglin, To Achieve Greatness Beyond That of a Plain Ole Human. To Be (JoeLike)

Awesomeness is to defy the natural laws pertaining to plain ole humans and rise to (Joe)status. To be Joe Anglin or be like Joe Anglin.

by mr awsomeness79 March 21, 2010