Christian Audiger

Clothing line for middle aged receding hairline, fatty armed Eastern European men who wish they were buff and young and ha wives who were falling apart at the seams

Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine

Everything in this definition applies to Ed Hardy as well

Vladimir: After me and Ivanna got back from the botox clinic I bought a too tight Christian Audiger t shirt

True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit

True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot

by HateGreasyOldGinos October 22, 2009

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Audrey

A girl who is completely and stunningly beautiful and can take very good myspace pictures.

Dude, that girl is so Audrey.

by Alexandra & Kelly June 11, 2006

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Audrey Lee

Audrey Lees are probably the dumbest bitches you will ever meet, most of them work at kfc to pay for their hamsters education. If you every meet an Audrey your non-voluntary actin will be to shout REALLY out loud - no one can control this and this still baffles scientists. Audrey are usually found in their natural home in norweiga, where they enjoy fresh, home cooked meals.

She's pretty wack, probably an Audrey Lee.

by QuirkieKid November 6, 2019

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auger

1: (v) Slang, the act of drilling a hole in the ground, side of a mountain, or any other edifice using an aircraft. Usually fatal.

2: To crash from a great height

1: Dave was flying to Denver in his Cub when he got lost in the clouds and augered into the Grand Mesa.

"Better check your fuel before the hop. If you auger in I'm not coming to ID your ass."

2: Rick was tearing along a razorback ridge in Moab when he skipped off the face and augered into the canyon below.

"Wear your helmet in case you auger some terrain."

by Fieldgrunt October 20, 2006

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audrey

audrey is a a beautiful, seemingly confident girl. she has a good sense of humor, an adorable smile, and beautiful big eyes. she flirts shameless and is usually called a tease. she can be a goofball and is really sarcastic. has a bit of an attitude if she's mad at you. she's got a rockin' body and a sweet ass. boys want to get with her but never really understand her. on the inside, she is actually a little self-conscious, has only really loved one guy who broke her heart, is secretly afraid of commitment, puts up walls so that people can't know the real her. she has lots of friends and is athletic too. she's smart, chill, and always down to party. doesn't trust easily and says whatevers on her mind. audrey is the kind of girl who just wants someone to love her back, but never believes them if they do. she's a amazing girl who everyone wants to be around.

Audrey is defiantly someone i'd wanna chill with.

by bossman3 March 27, 2010

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