Asshole

Someone who is a complete tool and goes out of their way to piss your off

Billy: Damn, Rahul is such an asshole for glue-ing the door shut

by TheAceOfMurder May 31, 2013

Assholicity

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.

"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

asshole

A republican lawyer who thinks its cool to listen to limp bizcut.

My asshole republican lawyer actually charged for the conversation I had with him while he was listening to limp biscut.

by Joe McMullen December 12, 2006

assholes

The word "asshole" is just another word for republicans

The people that voted for our current leader can widely be considered assholes.

by Pegasi the Democrat December 8, 2007

Asshole

A person who states the obvious truth.

Bob : Damn Charles you smell like shit, take a shower for god's sake.
Charles: Fine, you don't have to be such an asshole.

by dahmir April 3, 2006

Asshole

People that piss you off and don't give a fuck about it.

12yr old girl: Dad? Can you sign this permission form so i can run in the ING?
dad: No.
12yr old girl: Why?
Dad: you might get raped
12yr old girl: I'm 12!
Dad: Too Bad
*girl walks away*
12yr old girl:(whispers under breath) Asshole

by S.B.C! January 21, 2009

assholed

The act of someone's car getting hit from behind or hitting someone's car from behind.

Eric: Did you hear about Steve's car?
Dave: I sure did, Steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy assholed him.

Ashlee: I got assholed the other day in traffic.
Erin: Yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! Is your car totaled?

by David.. January 2, 2008