One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."
by compubrains27 December 6, 2009
Get the Flaming Ashtonmug. Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013
Get the Ashton Kutchermug. by 8lue0range September 19, 2017
Get the ashton drakemug. by Clarkoogabooga July 7, 2022
Get the Ashton Middletonmug. An absolute sweat at the video game Fortnite. Literally edits 53 things in a matter of 2 seconds. I can imagine his motto is 'who needs family when u have Fortnite'. If u ever run into the rare species of a Sweaty Aston aka Phantom Ashy, then u are about to get edit coursed on
by ventron500 June 14, 2020
Get the Sweaty Ashtonmug. by Cayman Rock June 15, 2021
Get the Ashton Rockmug. A very horny boy who is dating the amazing Mackenzie Ziegler. He has quite a dig bick. A very naughty boy.
by a rlly cool dude. November 24, 2018
Get the Ashton Arbabmug.