When your on a big weld job and your boss has no welds for you and your weld partner to make. But you have a small pipe fit up to weld so you brother in law it to look busy and basically fuck em over
by Tbone601 January 09, 2023
Joe:Hey, I know you have a fleshlight. May I borrow?
Henry:Yeah I do, a newly crafted DIY one. Wanna try it?
Joe:Sure!
After minutes later
Joe:fucking hell my penis is dry as fuck
Henry:Must've forgot to clean it off, felt like the Arizona Sunshine eh?
Henry:Yeah I do, a newly crafted DIY one. Wanna try it?
Joe:Sure!
After minutes later
Joe:fucking hell my penis is dry as fuck
Henry:Must've forgot to clean it off, felt like the Arizona Sunshine eh?
by Ezekhg2 December 26, 2020
When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.
“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”
by Franky4Fingerz August 08, 2021
Bruh 1: Yo bruh, it's 420! Let's get lit!!!
Bruh 2: Not yet, bruh. It ain't 420 in Arizona Time yet.
Bruh 1: *weeps in beer and low vibrations*
Bruh 2: Not yet, bruh. It ain't 420 in Arizona Time yet.
Bruh 1: *weeps in beer and low vibrations*
by Robert@SanDiego March 28, 2020
When you are performing oral sex on a women take a big hit from a vape and blow smoke into her vagina. Once you have done so have her queef it out like a steam train.
by Niggatitties2000 September 21, 2018
coolest, hottest, badass blonde you will ever meet. shes amazing in bed, thats why shes had like a million girlfriends!!
also shes a milf duhh
also shes a milf duhh
by jcapswife May 05, 2021
When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.
Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.
by Poopcicle July 13, 2014