arizona time

The only true legit time zone there is.

Bruh 1: Yo bruh, it's 420! Let's get lit!!!
Bruh 2: Not yet, bruh. It ain't 420 in Arizona Time yet.
Bruh 1: *weeps in beer and low vibrations*

by Robert@SanDiego March 27, 2020

Arizona Firefuck

When two partners douse their genitals in gasoline, light them on fire, and proceed to have anal sex.

“Hmm.. what should we do tonight?”
“How about we have an Arizona Firefuck?”
“Dude, no way, I still feel my singed ass hair from last time!”

by Dav, I lost my ID April 28, 2022

Arizona Accident

When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.

“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”

by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021

The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"

WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel

by 1037464628 September 1, 2023

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

arizona anal

When anal sex is so rough it burns like the desert.

Last night my boyfriend and I tried Arizona anal

by Baldbeavers August 25, 2017

Arizona Canalist

Arizona Canalish The Dirty Arizona Vagina Secretion that smells like Rotting Shopping Carts, Dead Turtles, and Rotting Crawdads Roasting on a 51st ave and Peoria Canal Banks

I met an Arizona Canalist you could smell her dirty vagina rotting through her Dusty jeans

by FurbNations September 12, 2018