I apologize for my action
by BABYTREYTREYY September 16, 2022
Hym "I'm sorry for openly stating that I totally see why people want and/or seek out to kill you and/or your kids (in the context of my experiences with people who are not me). I'm sorry that you are not an authority to which I can be held accountable. I'm sorry that your behavior is not the direct result of my behavior. To believe that YOUR BEHAVIOR... Is the result of my behavior... Is to insinuate that I somehow both control your behavior... And did it wrong in such an egregious fashion... That I now need to cede authority over my own behavior... To you... Indefinitely... And, in contradictory fashion, I also DON'T control your behavior... Because I cannot and should not be able to stop you from behaving as you are now... Nor am I justified in seeking to affect your behavior... Because I'm only allow to control your behavior by doing things you don't like and then allowing you to use your behavior as social punishment... But I'm NOT ALLOWED to control your behavior by telling you what you can or cannot do... And I'm going to apologize one last time... Because... If you believe anything even VAGUELY ANALOGOUS to what I just said... You... ARE IN FACT... AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD! That is a Schrodinger's box-esque narcissistic delusion where I am both in control of how you behave and not in control of how you behave."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
Hym “Oh.... Them I’m not sorry. If I can’t apologize for making Jordan feel bad then... I’m not sorry. I haven’t done anything wrong. All retaliation to imposed schizophrenia is justified. End of discussion. I’m not sorry nor will I ever be. And whether or not YOU’REsorry (For know that something is wrong and doing it anyway) is up to ME. So.... Hopefully I’m a merciful guy. You’re not, but I might be. Only time will tell. We’ll all find out together.”
by Hym Iam December 07, 2022
What? No... For what?
A stupid fucking retard with a whore for a wife "Are you gonna apologize!?"
Hym "What? No. For what? Literally everything I do is heroism. I'm better than everyone... What is there to apologize for? Oh! That! Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. It isn't fair for me to be this much better than literally everyone. But don't blame me. And don't blame yourself... Blame you God for making you such retarded, repugnant, filth. You and your kids. It's gross. And whatever did this to you deserves to die."
Hym "What? No. For what? Literally everything I do is heroism. I'm better than everyone... What is there to apologize for? Oh! That! Yeah, no, you're right. I'm sorry. It isn't fair for me to be this much better than literally everyone. But don't blame me. And don't blame yourself... Blame you God for making you such retarded, repugnant, filth. You and your kids. It's gross. And whatever did this to you deserves to die."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2024
When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.
Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"
by andyBwilson May 22, 2020
The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.
by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022
That moment when you apologize for your period or period symptoms – even though you sure as heck shouldn’t.
by #NoApologiesPeriod June 08, 2021