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apology rape

when someone corners you and forces you to listen to their ridiculously out of touch self centered apology that does nothing especially when they will certainly repeat the same actions that led to the unwanted situation or results (having already done so many times)
ah man that boomer apology raped Theresa for 35 minutes about how he has a condition and couldn't help her sort those 3lb boxes in the stock room.
by TheClockJokerX April 18, 2021
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Apologive

"I take offense at that, not gunna lie"

"I apologive no offense"
by swardyward November 6, 2011
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Apology

Apology accepted! It sounded sincere. You don't have to grovel at my feet or nothing but... I have been known to accept whore sacrifices.
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
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Cole apology

When someone disrespects you then, then out of fear quickly apologises before you could retaliate.
Bruh really disrespected me in front of my friends and made a cole apology like that would settle everything... Little did he know I don't let shit slide.
by Pmdefine21 April 12, 2024
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Apology

Ha! I wouldn't ever give you one.
Hym "You're not getting it are you? There is nothing for me to be sorry for. An apology for what? Seriously! You fucking idiots are absolute dogshit and your fuck-ass kids don't absolve you of that. And if you weren't so solipsistic and delusional, some of these other kids would still be alive. That's the real impetus behind this absurdist filibuster. You're throwing around a lot of 'joke' and 'prank' and 'trolling' rhetoric and I bet that's the excuse you use when the moderators aren't around to shield you. 'I thought it was a poggers troll incel gyatt bbl rizzler guys! It's not MY fault! It's HYM!' But everyone knows it's a lie."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
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corporate apology

An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar

conglomerates, hence the name.
Conglomerate: We would like to apologise for our actions. (insert corporate apology here)
by buddy retard September 15, 2020
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