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Alejandro

A guy with a dry ass personality + small dick like the size of my thumb and wears rusty clear glasses and the point you can see cheeto dust on it, Alejandro is a cheater, player, and a fuckboy who uses girls to get a world record for many exes i hate alejandro with my whole life and i wish he kills himself with that girl his dating rn. AND HIS A PUSSY #kysalejandro
T: Alejandro is such a pussy
X; True bitch :3
by Wallace Walls December 28, 2023
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Alejandro and Kylian

The hottest guys in this world. You think that you're okay, but when you meet them, you feel empty and worthless. Trust me, if you meet them, protect your pussies and thongs at all cost, because their horniness has got no limits. Parties without A&K mean nothing, because they're the party animals. They bring joy and happiness around the world. Sluts and bitches envy A&K, 'cause they know that they will never be able to get them. No dick in this world hasn't been marked by their tongues. "Tasty" is the best word to define them, as the men say.

Legend says that when Alejandro & Kylian are coming for your man, you can hear a very special song: "Ma chatte, ta chatte, vos chattes... SONT A NOUS!!!!". If you ever find yourself in this situation, run for your life. Nobody can escape A&K's horniness.
Heyy Britney, can you hear that song?
What song, Katherine? Are you cursed by A&K again??? RUN TO YOUR MAN!

My mom's thongs smell like Alejandro and Kylian.. Have they fucked again?
Of course, it's A&K.
by Cringy Bitches February 29, 2024
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Luis Alejandro

A person who does not care what people think . He is not moved by the patterns of life and are not bound by time zones. He frankly lives his life how he wants too and does thinks that makes him happy . He will always keep it real with you and will always make you feel like he has your best interest

Synonym for = yhlqmdlg
I need to do me and careless like Luis Alejandro
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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the return of alejandro

The sexiest man alive and his return just when you think all hope is lost
Man the Return of Alejandro was nuts and hot
by The return of Alejandro January 8, 2017
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Alejandro

A fine ass boy who cares for his girls and needs the whole world with also a big dick 😫
Damn Alejandro is mad fine
by Bootytickler1000 December 22, 2022
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Alejandro Daniel Bravo

Most handsome man in the world, born in Turlock CA, raised in Oak park CA and in Livingston CA
Damn, you see that firme ass foo? His name is Alejandro Daniel Bravo. They say he is the most handsome man in the world
by Abravo3235 October 23, 2023
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