The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 06, 2018

Mr. Avocado Man

also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck

person 1:hey who do we have next period?

person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah

by _-emma-_ October 10, 2019

Sweet Home Avocado Burger

A burger that comes with avocado

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Home Avocado Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Avocado Toast Syndrome

Avocado Toast Syndrome: Complaining about the lack of $$ as you buy your daily avocado toast from some faux coffee shop cafe that gets their beans from the same supplier as Dunkin Donuts, while tapping out on your Visa.

"I can't afford to live in NYC anymore, the cost of everything is just killing me!"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"

by MyNameIsGeorgeStone October 21, 2022

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit

Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

by Nottobetakenserious March 07, 2016

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 03, 2019

Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.

“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “

by eflexalot January 05, 2020