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Archaeosapien

Someone who knows history // Someone who lives in the past // Someone who carries the past with them // Old fashioned // Stone aged // Old fart // Over 40
My Dad is such an archaeosapien
by Tim McGuinness March 11, 2008
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Arachnamalia

Arachnamalia - A highly evolved state of Arachnophobia in which fear has long since been overcome. The sight of spiders now triggers an almost inhuman predatory response where the subject will wait patiently, ignoring all else and becoming hyper aware until the spider reappears and the subject obliterates it from existence quickly, silently, and efficiently. After the kill, subject may wear a slightly crazed look and silently gloat to themselves. It is assumed that this response releases a dosage of dopamine in the subjects brain making this new behavior highly addictive.
John is sitting quietly at his computer looking at some internet porn when out of his peripheral he spots a spider. His Arachnamalia quickly takes over. He silently stalks it and with the nearest flat object, he ends its life instantly. He observes his new kill with crazed interest.
by Marze September 30, 2009
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arch angel Michael

the third created child of the original 14 of Yaweh ( god) Hebrew: mikaelyz

The one who cast Hallayel/lucifer out of heaven

Michael is a warrior angel he has platinum blonde hair, deep blue eyes and high cheekbones. The depiction of lucifer is often confused with Michael, whereas Michaels brother lucifer has darker blonde hair and a square face and was an angel of music.
by chloedecker7 December 24, 2020
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The Golden Arch

Right before you are about to fuck your girl you stand back about 10 feet and unleash the mother of all golden showers resembling the famous McDonald's golden arches.
by Knuckle Monkey April 20, 2009
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Arachne

A Greek maiden whose weaving ability was the marvel of the ancient world. When Athena heard about it she challenged Arachne to a contest. When the girl's tapestry was the equal to the goddess', she became angry and tore Arachne's weaving to shreds. The girl became terrified of what Athena might do and hanged herself. Athena became regretful of her actions and turned Arachne into a spider, so that she might weave all that she wished.
Arachne was a weaving wonder.l
by geinman June 22, 2013
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archaeology

"The science of uncovering past artifacts to analize and make inferences about the world of the past.
"In archaeology class, we uncovered a piece of Mayan pottery from a sample dig site and analyzed the Mayan culture from it.
by Sideshow Fred October 14, 2003
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St. Louis Arch

Similar to the Eiffel Tower, this move involves tag teaming a girl on opposite ends. Instead of open handed slaps(resembling the Eiffel Tower), you double-fist bump your buddy over the tramps back, resembling an arch. This takes the possibility of interlocking fingers with another dude away, removing 1 part of this quasi gay act out the equation. This is America, so double team appropriatley. And fuck the French.
Hey Ben, remember when we St. Louis Arched Magda the other night? Thanks for not making eye contact either, thats way too bromantic.
by Plouis and Holinek November 2, 2008
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