Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

all over it

The person desires said thing/person. They plan to obtain/do it soon because it is good.

When Sally saw the gold crutch, she knew Little Timmy would be all over it.

by becky July 23, 2003

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

all over it

To be agreeable about or towards something

-You wanna go see a movie on Friday?
-I'm all over it.

by Lindsay July 18, 2003

all over it

Under control, already done or in the process of being completed.

To have a feeling of excitement or agreement about someone/thing.

1. Boss: I need that report by tomorrow.
Drone: I'm all over it.

2. Guy1: Hey, bro, wanna go out Friday after work and have a few beers?
Guy2: Dude I am all over THAT!

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

all over it

A phrase describing a person appearing to smother the furry creature from The Adam's Family

"Christ, he's all over It."

by b11 July 24, 2003

all over it

A variation of the phrase "on it", e.g., ...on it like a fly on shit, ...on it like white on rice.

The last time I made a math error the IRS was all over it like a duck on a junebug.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003