lol addiction

when you keep returning to something you find funny, or that makes you "lol", giving the feeling that you need to see it again.

usually a video and/or picture on the internet.

different from a abuser who simply uses lols excessively
Woah that video on YouTube gave me a lol addiction. i just can't stop watching it!
by EbanhamLincoln February 28, 2009
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Marijuana Addiction

Doctor: I think you are suffering from a severe case of Marijuana Addiction...

Patient: Huh?
by Kamnit February 24, 2010
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Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!
by Uncle Silas March 06, 2011
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pseudo addiction

is when you think you're addicted to something but it's all just in your brain

The theory claims that most addiction e.g. cigarettes belongs to pseudo addiction but not real addiction

"If people are suffering, they need a higher dose"
When you have pseudo addiction, the solution is in front of you: you need a higher dose.
by akamemake March 22, 2023
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answers addict

is when someone is addicted to answering peoples questions on yahoo answers.
mom : son, you've been on yahoo answers all day.
son : no not enough time.
mom : son i think your an answers addict.
by .::DAVID::. August 07, 2008
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Koch addict

A person that has a dependency on dark money. Exclusively used for right wing nut jobs that will do or say whatever needed to keep the greenbacks flowing. Most obvious during campaign season, but exists year round.
That Lindsay Graham is begging for $5 donations on Faux News. Sorry buddy, can't let you become dependent on hand-outs otherwise you'll just never get a job. You're Koch Addiction has spiraled you to new lows.

If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.
by Kat'O9 October 29, 2022
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