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Thor stans

Annoying arse people who think that Th0r can beat wonder woman in a fight, sexist and sometimes homophobic and racist. overall definition: arseholes
th0r flop stan: thor solos fav, MID!

anyone with decent knowledge: shut ur fat arse up #BOSSED
th0r flop stan: UGH!! I'm LEAVING! YOU *random slur*

anyone with decent knowledge: fuck you arsehole! Thor stans don't know shit
- by Jugirlb
by Jugirlbs July 2, 2022
mugGet the Thor stansmug.

no Thor not fin

no thanks not going
girl 1: are you going to that party tonight?
girl 2: no thor not fin
girl 1: wtf 🤔
by cashiernumber3 March 19, 2022
mugGet the no Thor not finmug.

Thor

A fat fuck that is very lazy and never does everything. He is always wanting food.If you fall in love with Thor be ready to feed him constly and change his cathider .
Thor is a person
by Thor 0773 August 13, 2019
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
mugGet the Thor’s hammermug.

Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
mugGet the Thormug.

Thor

God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.

A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.

During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️

Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
Thor
by Cuccigang August 14, 2018
mugGet the Thormug.

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