Jellyfish Land

the act of masturbating in the bathtub, resulting in water that looks like the jellyfish tank at sea world.

Luke- I need to have a second bath.

Mary- Why?

Luke- I took a trip to Jellyfish Land, now I'm dirtier than before.

by LaughingMan56 March 18, 2010

Land & Expand

The practice of fisting a new sexual partner on a first date. A real world use of a classic business bullshit saying, particularly fitting when it's often used in offices by massive arseholes.

She he was fun and horny and I really hoped I could land & expand her/him...

by Buziness_Bullshit_2_Urban June 10, 2021

Land Piranha

Tiny viscous dog. Chihuahua.

Watch out for the Land Piranha, she means business.

by Which Witch October 6, 2020

Cracker land

Cracker land can be used to describe a place where crackers find entertainment such as the following:

Hometown buffet

Michael’s
Lawn section at Home Depot

Local KKK meeting

Starbucks
Vegan food chains

And on rare occasions the cheap theater

Hey do you know where Jackson went?
Oh he went over to his own cracker land.

by Binny benis May 16, 2020

rainbow land

away from a-camp. into the woods/ rainbow gathering.

the drunken a-camper looked at me with menacing eyes and waving a rusty screwdriver saying "Rainbow land's THAT WAY, Bucko-cup"....

by wandering a June 2, 2009

Victory Land

A location used to gauge your drunkenness.

"Nah dude, but I'm about to enter the Victory Land suburbs. See Mark? He's the fucking mayor of Victory land right now."

by Andy Schram, Steve Hand September 1, 2007

Land Cruiser

The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.

Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks.

by J25 September 8, 2005