Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010

Get a rake in your face

To get a rake in your face is to be turned down when you ask someone out. When one thinks about it, one would say that the image is good to represent the feeling felt when turned down, which is similar to that of stepping on a rake, it's embarassing and hurts :)

This can said for boys and girls

"did you Ask her out?"
"yeah..."

"and...?"
"It's a rake..."

Or

"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"

Or

"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."

by I love tuna March 28, 2013

go and have a shave but not your face

A derogatory way an individual calls another person hairy in parts other than their facial here.

"Hey ADAM go and have a shave but not your face"

by CHIPSANDSAUCE July 10, 2023

put a smile on one's face

to make someone feel happy.

Look at Freddy, he looks so sad, let's go and put a smile on his face. ( put a smile on one's face.)

by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004