trouser pocket

The burrow of the elusive, endangered trouser snake, it's usually described as a wet moist damp dark cave that at times is bare or has grass on the field surrounding the den, trouser snakes often hibernate inside them and on occasion get stuck because of the moisture often sliding in and out trying to come out of the trouser pocket

Brads trouser snake got caught in Britts trouser pocket because of the wetness of her pocket.

by Bbbbb88 December 25, 2016

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neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.

*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??

by Pipperoo October 15, 2017

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trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

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Ankled trousers

The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.

I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.

by Phast January 8, 2009

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trouser biscuit

Excrement in the trousers.

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!

by Mike.B May 7, 2008

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Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.

Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

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