ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

Slap A Bitch An' Fuck A Hoe

The action of slapping a bitch, and then fucking a hoe, normally another member of the Female population.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.

Brohmine: "Bro how u been?"
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.

by TitoTheBandito December 19, 2019

Cap'n save a hoe

An act of serious infidelity.

Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.

by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020

How to change a hoe to a boss

you can’t.....she belongs to the streets🗣‼️

How to change a hoe to a boss- you tryna help them to get money

by Tryna help a hoe 101 November 17, 2020

Captain entertain a hoe

A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.

Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans

by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021

im.god.and.your.a.hoe

im.god.and.your.a.hoe Is the hottest guy on this planet. He is also god and must be worshipped by all. He owns the best cat in the world <3. Will definitely be a cat dilf one day

Have you seen im.god.and.your.a.hoe, NO?! YOUR MISSING OUT SHEEEESH

by sheesh.McDonald’s June 15, 2021

ur mom a hoe

ur mom a hoe - a good comeback

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022