gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.

"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"

by the chade December 27, 2011

rooster party

A party where single people (or even those in relationships looking to cheat) go to get extremely drunk and find a sexual partner for the night. Partners can be swapped. And occasionally it will all turn into an orgy.

-Bro did you go to that sick rooster party last night?

-Hell yeah bro I left my girlfriend at home and went and fucked mad bitches.

by Urbandictiomarydefinermaster69 April 24, 2016

Rooster Booster

A wing man. The opposite of a cock block.

Chris Brown: Yo Mike P is the best rooster booster in my squad

by SexGameRayJay September 22, 2014

Rooster Tailin

When one puts their face in another person's buttocks and moves their face back and forth while making a motor boat sound with their mouth by blowing air and making their lips flap. similar to motorboating but for the rear end.

"Last night i took it to the next level with liz, i rooster tailed her and she went wild"
"take that shot and lets go out rooster tailin!"

by Dr. Frankenschmingle May 20, 2009

snub the rooster

jerking off, masturbation

Joe likes to snub the rooster when his roommate, the carnie, is not home.

by Dougie1234567890 November 12, 2006

Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.

"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."

by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009