Riley

She’s amazing and beautiful and smart and funny and my girlfriend 😘😍🥰

I wish I could be with Riley

by DAMN I'M RIGHT September 15, 2019

Riley

Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.

"Oh that Riley, I wish I had his baby!"

by Batcoc April 6, 2023

Riley

A young kid who’s addicted to fortnite and always try’s to hop on trends. He typically try’s to say he doesn’t do things that he actually does cause he’s insecure and his ego is very fragile.
He’ll try to annoy you and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He also claims he’s not fat cause he plays one sport but his manboobs look like water balloons about to burst. His stomach is built like eye of cthulhu from terraria.

Person 1: aye yo did you see that fat white kid crying over fortnite?
Person 2: yeah his name is Riley

by MiladSucks September 6, 2020

Riley

Riley is usually the loudest member of the group and tends to be the butt of the joke. More often then not they are built like Russell from up but the only thing they explore is the local preschool.

Oh god did Riley join? Kick him

by Dug Fredricksen April 14, 2022

Riley

Riley is a gorgeous blonde. She is beautiful, kind, caring, funny, a little stupid sometimes, and one heck of a time. Riley is a great friend to have and she will always be by your side.

Person #1 "Woah look at that girl, she's amazing"

Person #2 " must be Riley"

by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023

Riley

An absolute Chad. An man with giant biceps and massive cock. Usually known for having sex with chicks that names start with A. The guy is like a pussy magnet for Milfs and Big Booty Latinas.

Guy#1- Hey, that girls walking funny.
Guy#2- yeah, she probably got "rileyed" last night.

by Snoop Dogg and ice cube December 6, 2021

Riley

One who is clever, talented, hilarious, marvelous, and especially charming. He's trustworthy, honest, firm, and just generally a good human being. If you have a Riley in you're life, don't let him go. He's the most skilled person who will ever come into your life and will make an impact for the better.

Riley looks really sharp today.

by yeet1414 October 18, 2019