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Kieran

Girl 1: who is that fucking fatty?
Girl 2: that must be Kieran
by ifockedurmum November 12, 2023
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Kieran

A massive GYM LAD who gets all the women in the word. Simply a bloke you do not want to mess with. He is the most sigma of the sigma males and if anything gets in his way they will simply just get knocked out.
Boy 1: Have you seen that sigma over there
Boy 2: I wouldn’t mess with him he’s a Kieran
by UnknownKid5 September 22, 2022
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Kieran

Kieran is a absolute hench person with a cock the since of a sky scraper. He can use his cock as a chair and have room to share.

He is a loving person and always thinks about others. Great gamer and loves with all his heart, he knows his way around the bed and proves to the girls he knows how to pleasure them.
Son: Dad what inspired you.
Dad: A handsome man named kieran
Son:why
Dad: Because he showed me how to pleasure your mum
by Kierans1#fan January 31, 2025
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A Kieran

A term used when someone is fat, and is often mistaken with a Tyler due to many similarities of creepiness and being generally the most lazy person you've met. Kieran's often speak to there Mums with no respect even though without them they wouldn't know how to function with society. For an example watch south park as there is many similarities to Eric Cartman. Kieran's often have the IQs equivalent to a packet of Smash mash.
Are you going to work or are you being a Kieran today. There's a boulder rolling down that cliff, oh wait its just a Kieran, Respect your parents and don't be a Kieran.
by Altomp February 19, 2025
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Kieran Davies

A tall, white guy who you think is strange at first but turns out to be the most loving and caring guy ever. Has a unique sense of style but stands out from the crowd especially with his bright yellow car. Obsessed with trains and planes and literally learns about his degree in politics for fun.
Who's that in the bright blue jumper? Oh that's Kieran Davies
That's a bright yellow car. Oh yeah that Kieran Davies car he likes to stand out from the crowd
I thought that tall, white guy was Kieran Davies for a sec
by MeiXin December 8, 2023
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kieran pelley

He's on the mix? must be kieran pelley
by kittykattt696969 February 20, 2018
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kieran

Kieran is a man choker
Kieran likes to choke men that’s kind of gay my guy
by J@$per May 26, 2022
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