by Lmao what even December 11, 2018
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden has game, that part is mad true. However, he hasn't learned yet that having lasting relationships is next level up. Hopefully, Hayden is capable of trying it sometime. Or, just find someone who is willing to share, let him be him, and also still get nudes. I hear Hayden sucks dick too? Hayden should aim to find a girl who is about that life and have a suck off. I bet she'd win. You'll often find Hayden hanging around random dj booths, especially at festivles or gatherings. Word to the wise, if you aren't strong enough or self aware enough he might hurt you. So come correct, or don't come at all. While not everyone agrees with Hayden's ways, you can't deny he is good at what he does. He has a good brain, but not the best. He is a light, but like the Walmart brand that goes dim after you buy into it.
Hayden: "You're the coolest girl I've ever met."
Her: "I know."
Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."
Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."
Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."
Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."
Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."
Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."
Her: "I know."
Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."
Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."
Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."
Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."
Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."
Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."
by be kind ♡ be smart ♡ be fun ♡ July 7, 2018
Get the Haydenmug. by Jaycechellino October 25, 2016
Get the Haydenmug. He is really gay. No one likes him because he's always bragging. He thinks he is so good at everything but he really isn't.
by KING_NIKOTINE771 December 1, 2019
Get the haydenmug. Hayden he is a wonderful person . He is smart but likes to hide it. If a girl likes him they should be happy they have him in his life. Watch out he is a flirt
by westernboy1_dog May 2, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden is someone who can act very fruity at times and always wants to know what you are doing. He always checks up on you and becomes best friends with any girl you talk to. He is not a simp and has very high standards but as for himself he is not the most attractive.
by agray1414 May 20, 2020
Get the Haydenmug.