Ford

Cars designed for shirt-lifters

love is good, love is golden,
love should be made in the back of a Holden,
if you don't like it, if you get bored,
become a homosexual and fuck in a Ford!!

by george December 20, 2003

Ford

man all you idiots are so stupid ford's arent as bad as you all make them out to be. what a clee-shay

fucking morons

by noneedforaname February 1, 2004

Ford

A piece of shit car company.. I mean seriously The mustang (Except The Salene Mustang and the Mustang Cobra) Blows too slow to heavy.. The ford Exploder just blows ass.. GET A FUCKIN HONDA!!!

Hi my ford just exploded for no reason at all can I ride in your honda? Sure

by Tromboner 2004 August 16, 2003

ford

Fag Opens Rear Daily

I took it in the butt because I bought a Ford. Now I walk a lot.

by D² May 25, 2003

FORD

Piece of shit make of car
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)

Fucked On Race Day

Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford

On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN

by Christina August 31, 2004

ford

wen written backwards:

Driver Returns On Foot

it would be better to drive a 1955 Holden backwards than drive that new FPV GT Found On Rubbish Dump

Person 1: mate my ford wont start
Person 2: ive told u fords only work wen they go downhill

by Fords are made from reused parts April 29, 2005

Ford

The Greatest Car company ever.

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019