Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan

“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
“Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”

by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is one of sweetest guys ever. He is a guy who actually cares about your feelings. If you come across a Dylan, marry that man.

yooo Dylan is so sweet

by RemyTheRat April 9, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is the sweetest guy around. He may not have a great childhood, but he sure does have a great sense of humor. He can make anyone laugh, smile no matter what mood they are in. He sure does know how to treat a girl right. When he says I love you he means it. He gives GREAT hugs. Never stab a Dylan in the back or you'll regret it. Hold a Dylan tight and never let him go.

" Oh yeah Dylan he's a great guy."

by Kdawg123456 March 13, 2019

Dylan

Muffin looking ass

That kid looks like a dylan

by Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raspberr July 18, 2019

Dylan

A really cute brown haired guy that plays lots of sports some usually consist of football and basketball he gets all the girls. These girls are usually the popular ones with brown hair and hazel eyes. They have a nice tan and are really pretty

person one- omg did you hear Dylan's got a girlfriend Person 2- really what's her name. Person one- I think it's Isabella but idk

by Lalakalamaka April 19, 2017

Dylan

Dylans are normally outgoing and try their hardest to make you laugh or smile. You and Dylan will go through a lot together but in the end, it will pay off. He will start a bunch of petty fights but will also be the one to text you to see if you are doing ok. He cares about you a lot, even if he doesn't show it. If you find a Dylan, please don't let him go!!

GIRL 1: Have you seen the new kid?? he's so nice
GIRL 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure what his name is. Do you know?
GIRL 1: Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan

by ugh.cassyyy January 29, 2018

Dylan

A goofy nut job who has no idea when to stop being annoying, but even though he's annoying he still has some self control. He can become sad for no reason at some times, knows when to put his foot down and keeps you entertained pretty much 24/7.

Person 1: You see how annoying Dylan was the other day
Person 2: Yeah but you gotta admit hes pretty funny and entertaining
Person 1: yeah you're right!

by Bigbitchbarry March 5, 2022