diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

side diss

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.

There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”

by Penny Bluntwell January 2, 2025

Diss Post

When you post a status or comment on a blog or social network that disses someone.

Check out my new diss post on FB:
"Stephanie is so boughetto!"

by King_George_3rd August 26, 2013

Diss

It means capping, but twice as rude

Mariam you’re so diss

by Wierdhairgrows November 27, 2019

Dissing up hearing

When a block in a video game disappears and reappears in a different place in the level.

Those blocks keep dissing up hearing on me!

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!

by Kkengleberry November 25, 2019

Pre-Jew-Diss

The prior state of verbally assaulting jews. The time before it became popular to diss jews. Often confused with the word 'prejudice'.

Don't hit me with that pre-jew-diss!
He is so pre-jew-diss

by HolyGabes April 14, 2021