Chris

Most Chris’s are ok, but the one I’m talking about has crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair, he is rude and weird. He thinks high-schoolers are better then every single human to exist. He is weird

Person 1: Hey who’s that guy?
Person 2: Oh that’s Chris with the crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair

Person 1: Oh my god you’re right haha

by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 17, 2019

Chris

A guy who never fails to astound you every day with his perfection. He is the most passionate, caring, funny, smart and genuinely kind guy you may ever meet. Chris surpasses all expectations for the best person to be around. He would jump through a hoop of fire if it guaranteed your happiness. My advice to you is if you meet Chris don't let him walk out of your life.

"Wow that guy is amazing, what's his name?"
"Chris"

by @_justcallmenikki_ October 26, 2015

Chris

Chris is the dude that is always up to party , he is fun and loyal , he is very sweet and nice but can be mean if he has to he will , he is a chick magnet bassicly but Girls are to scarred to ask him , he is the dude people love to hang out with

I don’t wanna go there unless Chris goes

by Aaron_limp231537 May 17, 2018

Chris

chris is a mean person who doesnt give me creative mode on the Minecraft server

"that chris dude is mean he doesnt give Jaclyn creative!"

by Demon Queen Jaclyn July 11, 2018

chris

a fag w/ no friends usually sit at home and playes w/ his sisters friends

chris: hey guys wanna hang out
friend: hahaha u make me laugh , NO

by Ryryjafsebs January 11, 2008

Chris

The one guy that I can count on to always be there for me when I need him the most or even if I don't need him. He is good at keeping secrets even if it involves someone who he can call a "friend". Someone that may have a disadvantage but who has someone ( like maybe a girlfriend or something) that doesn't care what people say about him and loves him anyways. He is not only a good boyfriend, but a true friend. He also may think that he is "tuff" or "strong" at times when he is actually sort of weak.

Me: Blah Blah is such a whore. Don't tell Blah that I said that because then Blah will just go and tell more people then everyone will hate Blah and me.

Chris: It's alright. I won't tell anyone. I know when to keep my mouth shut.

by IlovemybfChris! November 21, 2010

chri chri

A person who docks dogs.
singular: means there can only be one Chri Chri
Chri Chri can only get consent from doge before he sticks his huge monster cock inside doge's foreskin

Man, you see Chri Chri over there he just Chri Chri'd all over doge

by ChriChriIsMyBitch September 25, 2019