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i like to fuck bobs little bobert
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Bob

Usually the name people come up with if they need to think of a male name within 5 seconds.
A: So this dude... Um.. Let's call him....
5 seconds pass...
A: Bob.
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Some generic dude who exists.
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The lord that surpasses that of god and jesus.

"If you say you god at orange justice then you mean me." a famous quote created by Bob with the help of Albert Einstein.
When bob came across the word "strög" he famously changed it and all of it's definitions to "ströbröd".
Bob once sat underneath an apple tree and an apple came falling down onto his forehead, then he instantly ascended to a more powerfull being and created the word "sockervadd".
Bob also traveled to Italy once and dropped a piece of bread and a tomato together on the ground and invented Italiano Pizza, people called him Mestre Da Pizza for his wonderful actions.
Me:Hello
Bob:I be bobbin
Me:What?
Bob: *Pulls a fat bob-it on my forehead causing permanent brain damage*.
Me:*now retarded*
Bob: Yeah bro
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Bob

bob the builder,
can we fix it?
bob the bulider
Yes we can!

Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew

Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud

Playing together like good friends should

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can!

Hey!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Can we build it? Yeah!
Can we fix it? Yeah!

Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can! (Yeah!)
by Big boi bob January 31, 2019
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Short dude who read the bible last night even though he's an atheist. He needs a life and his hair is way too long to allow that. He has the spelling age of a 9 year old but he plays scrabble like a 60 year old
Bob: Did you see the funny new M'name Jeff maymay.
Dave: Piss off
by MrNoogin November 12, 2019
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A popular name which some people think is funny. It is also a name for a lot of popular people.
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