5th Circuit

Where you go when you become drunk off alchohol, high off drugs, or stimulated off pills. When you get on the fifth circuit, you may still retain some consciousness but you usually do dumb shit, like jump out of a window or get a shitty tattoo.

"Damn those two drunk latina bitches hit that 5th circuit hard and i had them givin me the much needed love i required."

by Fer-Nando May 28, 2006

5th Bird

To describe a lazy asshole who refuses to do any work or contribution for a group project.

Dude, you're being a real 5th bird.

by Bee Syrup January 15, 2016

March 5th

The baddest bitch is born!! she is gorgeous and kind and sweet and smart!!she can always make someones day!!!But dont push her because she will ignore you ugly hoes!!! She is a really good friend!!the energy you give her is the energy she will give back!! She is a keeper so keep her in your life and try to get more close with her!!

"She is so sweet and kind!!she must be born on March 5th"

by baddie_mehh March 1, 2020

March 5th

Dress like a top day

“Wow she really looks like a top today! Maybe because it’s March 5th”

by Annemae March 4, 2020

June the 5th

June the 5th is International ask her or him out day. Good luck.

Boy 1: Look at her! She’s perfect!
Boy 2: What a coincidence! It’s June the 5th, go on and ask her out!
Boy 1: ...
Boy 2: Good luck ;)

by getagirlfriendman June 4, 2020

January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

5th of July

International karaoke fighting day.

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.

by Submarinas October 17, 2019