Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women

I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.

by meeshdoogle March 09, 2012

banjo bro

A father, generally, who plays Dixie on a banjo frequently. Also is usually musically or theatrically inclined.

Dude, Jordan is such a banjo bro, he plays his banjo all the time.

by sexylexy123 January 03, 2012

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo

Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.

by micky217 December 30, 2022

Climb A Banjo

When your band mate gets on your nerves and you tell him to knock it off.

Go climb a banjo.

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.

by drifterking September 28, 2021

Banjo tongue

When your tongue is tired from making out with your sister.

Man it was a long night last night, I have had banjo tongue all day.

by CarArt November 23, 2019

Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo

Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!

by Banjo blastie January 07, 2016