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Shit on my back 

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.
I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
Shit on my back by Professor B13 November 13, 2023

Get on the back half of that motherfucker 

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.
"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

Monkey on her back 

The monkey on her back is still the fact that she missed the competition the previous year.

iced tea on the back porch 

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

rubber ducky on the back 

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s back
Dave: How was it last night?
Bob: I gave her the biggest rubber ducky on the back I could.

On the back wheel 

Riding a "bike" in hashbourne
"Aisling kenny on the back wheel say mup "
"MUP vroom vroom"
On the back wheel by Asho69xoxo December 20, 2017